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CommendationsFORM LTO-4

The Wall

Awarded by the Command Council, which has no fixed membership. Nominations are settled by whoever is still in voice at the end of the night.

Purple HeartService under DEATH LEGION, 2000–2026. Seven recipients, one per active operator. Nominations are closed and will not reopen.
Bronze StarSustained attendance. Over 1,000 consecutive weeks in voice without ever stating a reason for being there.
Coordinated Loadout RibbonBasketball shorts as primary garment. Year‑round, regardless of season, temperature, or occasion. Four current holders.
The 2300 CrossRemained conscious and in voice past 2300 local. Awarded twice. Both recipients required a recovery day.
Sustained Objection RibbonMaintained a documented grievance against a single balance patch for eleven consecutive months. The patch was reverted. He has not acknowledged this.
5‑Year Service Ribbon ×5Twenty‑six years. The unit is one year overdue for the sixth and nobody has raised it.
Medical Hold RibbonIssued on placement into limited duty status. Two current holders. Neither has returned to full duty and neither has been asked to.
Silver MouseSame mouse, twelve years. Cleaned once, in 2017, incompletely.
The Legion Clause DeviceHeld in absentia by every name on the AFK SINCE wall. Per SOP 6, it is not revocable and was never contingent on showing up.

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